MSSO III
The 2008 Money Shot Shoot Off


Welcome back to the third annual Money Shot Shoot Off. If this is your first Shoot Off, fear not the game is simple: win the most money betting on NFL games during the regular season and you win. For the MSSO veterans, notice that there are 3 recent changes to the game.:

1. Second and third place will now also be paid via the following breakdown:

1st=60%
2nd=30%
3rd=10%

2. The winner gets a trophy. They type of trophy has yet to be decided upon, but chances are it will be made of glass a non-toxic metal so you will be able to drink beer out of it. (Its in the mail Nick)

3. The loser, more formerly known as “the diaper bitch” must also submit a video of his or herself wearing ONLY the diaper and doing the “bulldance”.

Additionally, the entry deadline and bet reports will be more strictly enforced, so make sure you put in your $20.00 before midnight on Saturday September 13th, and for God’s sake, report your bets BEFORE the games you are betting on begins. No more lenience on this one, all bets reported after the game you are betting on starts will be voided!

Iron Clad Agreement: By placing my $20.00 to the pot, I agree to terms and conditions in the rules below. Additionally, in the event that I am the deemed the uncontested loser of this event (Diaper Bitch) I hereby promise to be photographed and video taped during the Super Bowl wearing only my diaper and performing the “bulldance”.

 

 

The Rules of the Game


1) Your betting limit for the season is exactly 100 dollars. Every player establishes a sportsinteraction.com account and deposits a maximum of $100.00. The account is not to be reloaded with more funds at any time during the regular season. You may however spread the 100 bucks throughout the season. For example, you may deposit 50 now and 50 during week 8. If you kick some serious ass, you may never need to deposit further funds. If you get a bonus when you sign up that puts you over the maximum of $100.00, you may not use that bonus money during the competition, treat the account like you only started with 100 bucks. Same goes for residual funds from last year. At the end of the day your MSSO GAME BALACE is all that matters.

2) Every player buys in to a collective PayPal account for $20.00 of the combined entry fees will act as the “pot” in which first, second and third place are paid 60%, 30%, and 10% respectively at the end of regular season play. You must deposit the 20 dollars into the “pot” before you make any bet on sportsinteraction.com, and no later than midnight on SEPTEMBER 13, 2008.

3) Every player must make a minimum of 10 wagers during the entire regular season and at least $50.00 in bets. There are no restrictions on what type of bet each player may make except for that it must be made on a NFL game only. Players may bet on everything from the team to score first to the coin toss. In other words betting isn’t limited to the main three: Points, Money Line, and Over / Under.

4) Each player must report all bets by forwarding the emailed receipt from sportsinteraction.com to bets@danncomm.com. To be safe or in the event of a server error you may also send them to mssobets@gmail.com. ALL BETS MUST BE REPORTED BEFORE KICKOFF OF THE GAMES YOU ARE BETTING ON. Bets reported after kickoff of said games will be void. All reports will be reviewed on a regular basis and checked for accuracy and compliance. If you forget to have a bet receipt emailed to you, you may copy and paste the bet report from the “current bets” area of sportsinteraction.com into an email and send that instead.

5) Each player must submit a weekly GAME BALANCE report on the message board every Tuesday by midnight – the standings will be updated by Wednesday by midnight. For example if you are up ten dollars total, including every bet you have made up to that point, you would report: +10.00, if you are down ten dollars total you would report -10.00.

6) The house takes no cut of the pot, but it will account for paypal's skim, so the actual buy in will be $21.50.

7) First, second, and third place winners must surrender his/her sportsinteraction.com password to the board for a final audit before the prize money is released.

8) The “loser” will be defined as the person who’s game balance is the lowest at the end of the regular season. If multiple players reach the end of regulation play with the same pitiful game balance, the loser will then be determined by the person who reached that shameful balance first. Further ties will be resolved with a mano a mano buffalo wing eating contest.

9) The “loser” also known as the “diaper bitch” must again submit multiple photos of themselves wearing an ONLY (women may wear a sportsbra) an adult diaper and attending to guests at whatever Super bowl party he or she is in attendance of. The photos must be submitted to diaperbitch@danncomm.com by Monday February 4, 2008 at midnight. If the winner and the loser happen to be attending the same super bowl party, a photo must be taken of the diaper-clad loser presenting the winner with an oversized check. All photos will be posted on this website for an entire year until a new diaper bitch is declared. NEW for 2007 and beyond: In addition to photos, a video must be submitted of the diaper bitch doing the “bulldance” wearing only his diaper!

10) Failure to comply with any of the afore mentioned rules will result in forfeiture of your $20.00, in which case your money will then be used to buy beer for the board members to be consumed during a lengthy discussion about how and why you are such a prick.